Tag: humor
group name: gatherism
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September 19, 2008 08:59 AM EDT --
INTERVIEW WITH HOLLY JAHANGIRI AND JORDAN M. VINYARD
Author and Illustrator of Trockle
Does your child have a monster under his/her bed? Does your monster have a child over his bed? . . . more
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July 13, 2007 10:25 AM EDT --
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (This applies to most of my friends, as well.)
A whale's penis is called a dork.
Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all . . . more
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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June 25, 2007 11:17 AM EDT --
A woman was walking down the street when she was confronted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, . . . more
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September 23, 2008 11:07 AM EDT --
So, I just yelled at my younges Labrador, Bogey. It went something like this:
"Bogey! NO, Bad Dog! Eating toilet paper is disgusting. You're so gross!"
The poor thing then dropped . . . more
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January 28, 2008 11:22 AM EST --
Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web
1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" . . . more
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March 17, 2007 04:44 PM EDT --
Here’s to Patrick, a most revered saint,
Drove out snakes so the Celts wouldn’t faint.
Showed symbolic affinity ‘twixt Shamrock and Trinity.
His preaching skill showed no restraint. . . . more
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May 21, 2007 12:33 AM EDT --
Okay, I love my hubby and son to death. Really, I do, but sometimes I just want to say, "Please, I can do it myself."
This afternoon I went outside to trim the bushes. I told my husband that . . . more
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August 30, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
When Toby visited Grandma, she made herself at home. In fact, she curled up in Cousin Blue’s doggy bed, squashing her big Lab behind into a tight spot better suited to Blue’s Jack Russell . . . more
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May 22, 2008 06:11 PM EDT --
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September 27, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
DO NOT send me hate mail. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius! This however is absofuckinglutely hysterical!
Freud on Seuss Author: Joshua LeBeau
<cite>The Cat in the Hat</cite> by Dr. Seuss, . . . more
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July 13, 2007 11:54 AM EDT --
A cumberbun is to be worn with the pleats pointing up. Supposely this is effective for catching crumbs at dinner.
Angora wool comes from rabbits, not sheep.
There is no such things as naturally blue . . . more
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 05, 2008 06:44 AM EST --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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May 29, 2008 12:30 PM EDT --
A young father determined to be the best dad he could be, would sing his two sons to sleep each night. He did this for several months until one day he heard the 4 year old whispering to the . . . more
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August 28, 2008 09:23 AM EDT --
And still we wonder??? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
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September 26, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
An atheist was walking through the woods. He didn't wonder about the creator of the majestic trees or the powerful river. He gave no thought to the divine plan of every living . . . more
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April 07, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
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My cool Gather friend named Bart ( Bart H. )
Always tickles me with his odd art
His special group called "One"
Is charming, amusing and fun
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