Tag: jokes
group name: gatherism
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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August 19, 2008 11:55 AM EDT --
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us 'old . . . more
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August 19, 2008 03:02 PM EDT --
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. . . . more
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August 23, 2008 08:50 PM EDT --
Wally's Wedding Night
At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally . . . more
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September 06, 2008 10:47 PM EDT --
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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November 06, 2007 11:25 AM EST --
3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's . . . more
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August 19, 2008 03:34 PM EDT --
C ursing at Work
Dear Employees:
It has been brougto management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation . . . more
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June 25, 2007 11:17 AM EDT --
A woman was walking down the street when she was confronted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, . . . more
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July 25, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting . . . more
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July 12, 2008 03:50 PM EDT --
It's a Guy Thing
by Marilyn Mackenzie
Come on, let's pick on the fellows!
Don't worry, I love the fellows in my life - hubby, son, nephews. . . . more
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December 28, 2007 05:08 PM EST --
Regardless of one's age, you simply should always plan ahead:
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer . . . more
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August 28, 2007 09:11 PM EDT --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied. "Two years older than me."
. . . more
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August 19, 2008 07:34 PM EDT --
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. . . . more
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August 20, 2008 12:52 PM EDT --
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: . . . more
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September 02, 2008 09:28 PM EDT --
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping . . . more
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September 02, 2008 10:35 PM EDT --
FOR ALL OF YOU
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What setting do I use on . . . more
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May 11, 2007 10:58 AM EDT --
This happened a while ago. I still think about it and it bothers me. Maybe I'm just unfair because I'm a liberal who thinks Iraq is a stupid mess, so it colors my thinking about . . . more
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January 14, 2007 10:52 AM EST --
THREE OLD MISCHIEVOUS GRANDMAS WERE SITTING IN A BENCH OUTSIDE A
NURSING HOME. AN OLD GRANDPA WALKED BY AND ONE OF THE OLD GRANDMAS
YELLED AT HIM. "WE BET WE CAN TELL EXACTLY HOW OLD YOU . . . more
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January 14, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at . . . more
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January 20, 2007 10:14 AM EST --
Sorry if you have already read this one. I had not.
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that Mr. Fenton go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to . . . more
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